As you know, the Windows 7 launch is October 22, 2009. You’re making an investment in updating your operating system, this says some things about you: you’re smart, computer savvy and interested in staying up-to-date. But due to your recent purchase, your wallet might consequently be a little lighter, too.

Not to worry! Everyone remotely related to the tech industry is taking advantage of this marketable launch party by giving away free stuff. Not that we can blame them—we are too.

But our stuff is free-er than free: Panda Security is the free-er-est of them all.

October 22, 2009 is the magical 24 hour period when ordinarily pricey things turn into free things. Well, Panda Security is now compatible with Windows 7, so why not pair the two? Register on this glorious day for ONE FREE YEAR of Panda Security’s anti-virus protection. Prevent viruses, malware, Trojans, worms, identity theft, online banking and other threats from infecting your PC. Internet Security is ultra light-weight because it’s using “cloud” technology so it won’t hinder your computer from operating as freely as it can. Because the only free thing we can think of that isn’t good is a computer virus.

Follow these easy steps to free your computer of viruses, hackers and other
cyber-criminals:

1) Register here on 10/22/09
2) Download Internet Security 2010 from our Web site

3) Receive an activation code for one free year and use it
4) Run Internet Security and instantly begin protecting your PC from all the cyber junk that will make fixing your computer the opposite of free!

What makes Panda the Free-er-est of them all?

Free is good. Free is what the people crave. It’s been a proven fact that free-er things are even better than free things because they have reached an elevated level of cost-lacking. Some free-er things have greatly helped the progress of the world and the general well-being of humankind, such as Panda Security’s Internet Security. It frees your computer of viruses, hackers, worms, Trojans, phishing, identity theft and online banking fraud and offers 2 GB of free online space to back up files. Internet Security also offers a Parental Control so that children are not exposed to harmful Web content. Automatic updates, instant protection, easy management; you can’t get any free-er than that. And Panda Security it simply the free-er-est.

For instance, some notable free-er things:

Free T-shirts – though we really don’t need or want them, we can never turn them down.
Statue of Liberty – free-er because it came from the French.
Freebird – no explanation required for this display of musical genius.
Free Drinks – best when coupled with limited implications.
Free Parking – city slickers understand how much free-er this rare treat is than cabbing it.
Get Out of Jail Free – would be free-er if applicable to modern day society, but oh well.
Freedom Fries- because of the haphazard attempt at rebranding a carb-loaded snack that we were all fine with in the first place and the ensuing hilarity of the attempt.
Freedom of Speech – without which, would we have this awesome promotion? I think not.
Free refills – the people need what the people want, and that want is drinking more liquids.
Free Range Chicken and Beef – because animals have rights too.
Sugar-free-because diabetes affects millions of people.